Tipsy Tuesday- The Full Moon Edition

How NOT to become a werewolf under the full moon:

1. Do not, under any circumstances, hang out with sparkly vampires.
2. Avoid all contact with anyone named Bella.
3. Don't work out. Muscles = Werewolf
4. If you're suddenly struck with a 105 degree fever, go to the hospital. It is NOT mono.
5. Don't get mad, get glad!

And if you're a Twilight fan, you can read The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner online for free right now! Just click the link!


And why not have a Bloody Mary while you read?

1 oz Smirnoff® No. 21 Vodka
3 oz tomato juice
2 red hot sauce
2 green hot sauce
1 dash Worcestershire sauce
0.5 oz lemon juice
1 pinch salt
1 pinch pepper
1 stalk celery