- Do not, under any circumstances, hang out with sparkly vampires.
- Avoid all contact with anyone named Bella.
- Don't work out. Muscles = Werewolf
- If you're suddenly struck with a 105 degree fever, go to the hospital. It is NOT mono.
- Don't get mad, get glad!
And why not have a Bloody Mary while you read?
1 oz Smirnoff® No. 21 Vodka 3 oz tomato juice
2 red hot sauce
2 green hot sauce
1 dash Worcestershire sauce
0.5 oz lemon juice
1 pinch salt
1 pinch pepper
1 stalk celery
6 comments:
Ok, maybe I don't want to become a werewolf. But if they look like 'Jacob', could I just keep one as a pet? Thanks for the heads up! It's here! It's here!
LOL, hilarious! :) And I think I want my own Jacob as a pet, too.
LMAO! Thanks for this- I was feeling the hankering that I might just be a werewolf, but now I know how to avoid it all costs.
Bahaha perfect way to start my day, bloody mary's, a list of things to look out for and a book that as gotten a ton of attention!
Thanks Holly!
This post, and you, are a whole lot of awesome. I somehow got totally distracted last night and FORGOT to read the book online!! I am going to read it the minute I get home today.
Glad I can provide a little comedic relief ;)
The book was pretty good. I really liked the ending actually.
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