- Do not, under any circumstances, hang out with sparkly vampires.
- Avoid all contact with anyone named Bella.
- Don't work out. Muscles = Werewolf
- If you're suddenly struck with a 105 degree fever, go to the hospital. It is NOT mono.
- Don't get mad, get glad!
And why not have a Bloody Mary while you read?
1 oz Smirnoff® No. 21 Vodka
3 oz tomato juice
2 red hot sauce
2 green hot sauce
1 dash Worcestershire sauce
0.5 oz lemon juice
1 pinch salt
1 pinch pepper
1 stalk celery