Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Tipsy Tuesday- The Full Moon Edition

How NOT to become a werewolf under the full moon:

  1. Do not, under any circumstances, hang out with sparkly vampires.
  2. Avoid all contact with anyone named Bella.
  3. Don't work out. Muscles = Werewolf
  4. If you're suddenly struck with a 105 degree fever, go to the hospital. It is NOT mono.
  5. Don't get mad, get glad!
And if you're a Twilight fan, you can read The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner online for free right now! Just click the link!

And why not have a Bloody Mary while you read?

1 oz Smirnoff® No. 21 Vodka
3 oz tomato juice
2 red hot sauce
2 green hot sauce
1 dash Worcestershire sauce
0.5 oz lemon juice
1 pinch salt
1 pinch pepper
1 stalk celery


Creepy Query Girl said...

Ok, maybe I don't want to become a werewolf. But if they look like 'Jacob', could I just keep one as a pet? Thanks for the heads up! It's here! It's here!

Pam Harris said...

LOL, hilarious! :) And I think I want my own Jacob as a pet, too.

Marquita Hockaday said...

LMAO! Thanks for this- I was feeling the hankering that I might just be a werewolf, but now I know how to avoid it all costs.

Jen said...

Bahaha perfect way to start my day, bloody mary's, a list of things to look out for and a book that as gotten a ton of attention!

Thanks Holly!

Sarah Enni said...

This post, and you, are a whole lot of awesome. I somehow got totally distracted last night and FORGOT to read the book online!! I am going to read it the minute I get home today.

Holly Dodson said...

Glad I can provide a little comedic relief ;)

The book was pretty good. I really liked the ending actually.