Sitting at my desk after lunch sucking on a jolly rancher (which I keep in my candy jar for daily use) inspiration struck.
Sing this to the Toys-R-Us tune. I promise it will brighten your day immensely.
I don't wanna grow up, I'm a Harry Potter kid.
There's a million toys in HP World that I can play with.
From pygmy puffs to secret sensors, it’s the best magic store there is!
I don’t wanna grow up because if I did, I wouldn’t be a Harry Potter kid!
*Takes a bow*
You're welcome. It'll be stuck in my head for the next century.